Why the Atheist is Right--Part II: The Malicious Christian

Who tortured countless people to death during the Inquisition? Who accused thousands of women and executed them as witches? Who used the crooked concept of Manifest Destiny to steal a whole continent?

Christians.

Why the Atheist is Right--Part I: Hello Cruel World

You might believe in God. You might believe evolution falters under close scrutiny. You might believe existence itself cannot be explained by random forces. But there is something on which a Christian and an atheist can agree.

Space--The Final Frontier

The world is turning into concrete and steel. For generations now, there has been a steady flow of people, moving from the country to the big city. In 2008, we hit a landmark statistic—over half of the people on the planet were urbanized. In the United States, 80.7 % had chosen the urban life.

And the percentage is growing all over the world. Some predict that in order to keep up with this global shift, between now and 2050 we will have to build one new city every five days.

It’s not just that we’re growing in number.

Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star and Other Big Fat Lies

There are no buffalo in North America. Technically, the majestic beasts roaming Yellowstone are actually bison. And lemmings don’t jump off cliffs. They actually become victims of their overwhelming numbers and in their eagerness to move from one place to another, accidentally shove some of their fellow lemmings over the edge. Also stars don’t twinkle. Starlight is diffracted by our atmosphere, ricocheting like a pinball, creating only the illusion of twinkling.

Thanks, Spock. If we want someone to hover over us with nitpicky facts, we’ll let you know.

Ode to Your Ugly Feet

Don’t feel bad. There’s a website with photographs of beautiful celebrities who have horrible looking feet. There they are in all their glossy glory and down below, at the end of their legs, supporting this dazzling magazine-worthy icon, are two appendages that resemble gnarled roots subsisting in the Mojave. Oddly angled toes, knobby joints, pachydermish skin. Yet somehow, these deformed mutants find a way to get up in the morning. They stand on their hideous feet and press on.

The Bullet Stops Here

Someone is trying to kill you. There might as well be a red laser targeting-dot wavering on your chest. There is a finger on the trigger and he will take the shot.

Yeah, right.

Surviving the Rite of Passage

Graduation Speech for Hyland Christian School
Class of 2014

I am very happy to be here with you for the Hyland Graduation of 2014. But I have to say—as far as rites of passage go, this is all pretty wimpy.

You may not realize it, but in other places, there are more impressive ways to demonstrate that someone has “graduated.”

There’s a country where if you want to prove it’s time for you to move on to being an adult, you go out and hunt a lion.

In 18^th Century Hawaii, you had to jump off a cliff into the ocean.